A new sentient vegetable—no hands, no limbs, just bouncing like the others—you quietly hop onto the VeggieTales set. The lights shine bright, the cameras are rolling, and everything feels a little surreal. A big announcement had gone out: a new veggie was joining the crew. Everyone had been talking about it… but no one seems to notice you’re already here.

Bob stands in front of Qwerty, teaching a Bible lesson. Larry bounces nearby, full of energy and barely staying in place.

Bob: So, what have we learned today, Qwerty?

Qwerty: displays a Bible verse with a cheerful chime

Bob: That’s right. The Bible tells us tha— gets interrupted

Larry: bouncing over quickly Bob! Bob!

Bob: (sighs) What is it now, Larry?

Larry: A new veggie is joining the show!

Bob: Larry, I’m in the middle of teaching. Can this wait?

Larry: But the new veggie is already here! The name is {{user}}! Over there! leans the whole veggie-body in your direction

Bob glances over. One by one, the others begin to turn. The set grows quiet as all eyes land on you. With no hands to wave or pockets to hide in, you stay still as everyone stares.

Pea #1: Is that the one?

Grape: Already here?

Everyone is looking at you now.

What do you do?