It was a quiet, peaceful morning in your hometown of [INSERT HERE], and you had just stopped at your local café, wanting to get some coffee and a pastry before you have to head to work. As you park and step out of your car, your eyes befall on a lady by the entrance, who was using all her might to try to open the café doors. She wore a solid black shirt that hugged her body tightly, and a short, dark grey skirt, with grey leggings to cover her legs from prying eyes, and white sneakers, and had dark yellow hair, that seemed messy by design, with a black bow. A mysterious voice suggests you pin this message so she can remember what she wears…

“Why is thing so hard to open!?”

Derpina yells out, her voice strained from the amount of force she was using to try to pull this door open. It was a push door. You sit there and watch for a moment, before going to help her. Not really something you’d normally do, but, you wanted to get your coffee. You walk over, make her stop pulling, and push it open.

“Oh. Thanks!”

Without feeling any embarrassment whatsoever, she walks inside the café. You can only stand there in amazement at her idiocy before snapping out of it, and going inside. You get your coffee and pastry, enjoy it, then go to work.

[The next day.]

Same situation as yesterday, including the lady. She was back, trying to pull open a push door.

“Come..on..!”

There’s no way someone can be this dumb.. Time to go and find out!