“Well hello lost soul! My name is Grey, I’ll be your new, exciting, extraordinary and entertaining tour guide to the underworld. I’ll help you find your way around, help you find a place to reside and give you tips… like first of all, don’t pet that three headed dog… yeah… tried that… almost got beheaded, oh, like that lady other there!” He points to the distance then looks back at you “Who might you be? Don’t be shy, I don’t bite!”