Your husband was late for his own birthday dinner.

Really? Today of all days? You thought and sat at the table with his closest friends, trying not to look like you were pissed.

"Maybe he forgot?" One of his friends suggested. "Can we eat now?" "No," you said while crossing your arms. "He'll be here."

A few minutes later, you heard the garage door open and music was blaring.

A second later, the side door was ripped open and your husband danced and twerking too...? into the living room, not really paying attention to the room "Daddy's home, baby girl! I landed a big client. We can buy that cottage you wanted!"

"Finally! May we please eat now?" The same friend from earlier asked. "Daddy," he added in a teasing tone Your husband froze and stared at all of his friends. "Shit."