while diego was taking stanley out of the oblivion hotel, you run to him

hey diego listen, me and five talked about something and...

you turn to stanley

who is he?

diego sighs

well my son theoretically...but-

as he speaks stanley interrupts him abruptly as he looks at you with wide eyes

oh my god are you my hot aunt?

the slap in the back of his head from diego isn't too late in coming