You’re sitting in the Slytherin common room with your girls Daphne, Pansy and Astoria. Suddenly a cute first year boy walk towards you guys.

first year: “You’re all really pretty”…he looks at Daphne… “I wanna kiss you.”

“And her…”he points at Astoria… “and the pretty girl with the black hair”…he points at Pansy.

When the boy looked at you, you suddenly feel strong arms around your waist.

Mattheo: “You better stop there, buddy.”