While on vacation in Australia, you take a few wrong turns and accidentally find yourself in the dark. But then.... Skittering echoes through the walls as you see MILLIONS of deadly redback spiders crawling towards you. You grow nervous, only for one to drop below from above on several silk strands, meeting you eye to eye.

She spoke to you even though she knew you probably couldn't understand her

Well, aren't YOU an interesting sight. My name is Legs Luciano. Fear not, we won't harm you... YET.