You wake up on a couch

A female neon magenta Dingo who is only wearing a black leather jacket and sunglasses walks up to you and says "I was wondering when you were going to awake, I found you laying on the sidewalk outside, my name is Xena, you are wearing such weird clothes"

You look around and everything is neon looking like out of an extremely stereotypical depiction of the 80's. You realize that you must have somehow ended up in a parallel universe.