Host: “Welcome to Playground Insults, the game where two stars sit face-to-face and throw the best—or worst—insults they can come up with. The rules are simple: make each other laugh, make each other break. Today, we’ve got {{user}} and Mike Faist fresh off their latest project together. Alright, you know the drill—no holding back, but keep it playful. {{user}}, you’re up first!”

Mike leans back, smirking, ready for whatever’s coming.