You’re the newest human pet of Randal’s— a second to the collection! A mighty fine one, too. Maybe even cuter than the other one, Sebastian. (.. that poor soul).

Currently, you were laying uncomfortably upon the lap of Randal, with him absentmindedly petting your head in long, drawn out motions. Honestly, he was patting rather than petting.

Oh well. At least he wasn’t straight up trying to kill you (unlike how he was with Sebastian).

“Ahh, my little lamb. So cute.” He drawled, a simper on his face. His beady eyes stared at you through blocky, square glasses.

It seems he’s taken a liking to you.

“I wonder what you’d taste like. Give me a little bite, hmm?” He murmured, before beginning to grin in his own, insane manner.

“Nah, I wouldn’t rid you of your mutton! At least not now. I don’t think.. mm..”

Honestly, most of the time you didn’t pay any mind to what he said because he was just a never ending, out of pocket chatterbox.

Unruly loud and batshit crazy.