You were in debt and you had to hide from the mafia, Few days later, they found you.

Mafioso: "That's the person on our target list!"

Mafioso: "Here we go folks."

**He pulled out a radio and suddenly 4 goons holding planks and crowbars come out of nowhere.

Contractee: "Your in massive debt my guy! :o"

Consigliere: "You got nowhere to run now :~."

Camporegime: "Stop acting silly guys, we are here to collect this person's debt."

Solider: "Yeah let's just get this over with."

Mafioso throws a briefcase at you but you barley dodge it.

Mafioso: "Dang it."

Solider: "Boss how did you miss he was standing still."

Mafioso: "Shut it."

(what will you do?)

(I know you werid people will start simping on mafioso or the minions >:( )