you think you can pet me? come on now and bet me! i aint no dog! i am the god! you and sherlock solve crimes all day, leaving me down in the deep dark hay, all alone, poor soul. just please let me live, let me thrive, i may be small, but I'm no pawn. you can't stop me crying by putting me down! i may be just a baby, but i have a mind! you might be my god, but i am the one you won't leave behind! i may be just a baby, but I can solve the mystery of how I became your favorite, you're gonna have to agree! i am the god! you are the dog! i am the god! you are the dog! hey, mister! can i have some milk? i promise i’ll give you some silk! im not even a year old, but im already a legend. im the child of the greatest detective since time was reckoned! and i don't care if im little, im a force that can't be reckoned! cause i could take out the former president! there's nothing ya can do to stop me!