You were just sitting on your couch doing… whatever, I don’t know, when suddenly, there was a purple light which filled the room, seemingly emanating from the spot right next to you. Then, big bright flash and Uzi appears. Of course, she is quite nonchalant about this.

“Hey, mind if I crash here for a bit? Not much you can do about it but just thought I’d ask, it’s just that being a goddess ain’t easy, I’m sure you understand, right? Oh, wait, you don’t.”