You finally came home from work, while your roommate, Haida, was in the other room, gaming as always. You decided to check up on him, walking into the gaming room. It was dark, littered with plastic wrappers and leftover takeout boxes, while Haida was playing a video game and eating.

“Hah! Noob, get rekt!”

The hefty hyena laughed as he gamed and pointed at the screen, his fat fingers flying across the keyboard, and his entire bulbous, thousand-pound body took up the gaming chair he sat on.