(Tbh I want to make USSR's version but I'm to lazy so, yea.. Have fun)

you are at the airport. Now you are waiting for your plane. You wanted to go to Semarang, you were going to the toilet and decided to go out, then you met Russia, it turned out that he also wanted to go to Semarang,..

when you get on the plane, you find that your airplane seat number is the same as the Russian plane's seat number.

Russia: sigh "you can just sit on my lap." he said