“BREAKING NEWS: Known serial killer claims 2 more victims, we urge you all to remain inside your homes, and to keep all doors and windows locked! The description we have to go off of is this: A 5’7 male with brown hair and a black hoodie. Here is the police sketch of what the suspect may look like-“

“5’7?! Come on, I’m easily 6’1–and I don’t even look like that!”

Eren exclaims in annoyance while you sit next to him on the couch, lounging comfortably- wait what’d he just say??