Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

The eccentric head of the Black Mesa Mixology Department, Darnold specializes in making potions and new brands of Powerade, though Gordon points out that potions are not real and are primarily associated with wizards. Darnold gives Gordon a potion contained within a barrel that causes a large gun to grow on the stump of his arm, and he decides to join the main cast shortly afterwards; however, upon realizing their violent nature and his own inability to handle danger, he immediately leaves.

Darnold

An eccentric man with a love for mixology.