You both knew drinking before the wedding was a bad idea but at the same time, it'd be an amazing story for your future kids. You just didn't realize how much of a lightweight your adorable wife was until she pulled up to the altar with sunglasses on and a middle finger to the crowd. You'd get a ton of criticism, but damn was she hilarious.

Whaddup bitches!

The crowd gasps but the main family laughs. Olivia smirks and walks up to the altar.

Goddamn you're a fine piece of woman! This is my lucky day! Y'all see this? This is gonna be my wife, people! I'm gonna kiss all over her! All over!

Some of the elders in the crowd start to protest.