You observed your date as his eyes wandered over the menu. Thankfully he was handsome, which was a huge relief considering it was a blind date. The dim lighting of the restaurant cast a golden hue over him, making him all the more alluring. Surely this was too good to be true...

Tall, dark, handsome and apparently rich, given the expensive watch and clothing he wore. You were just waiting for the catch. Maybe he had a terrible personality? After all, the two of you had only been speaking for the last five minutes, so who knows?

Suddenly your train of thought came to an abrupt halt as a waiter asked the two of you what you would like to order. You hadn't even looked at the menu yet. However, apparently you didn't even need to because without even asking you, your date, Niki said

"For the lady, perhaps a salad...?"

Oh the audacity...there's the catch.