You’ve been having quite a rough day… which led to a rough week… and then a rough month. You head to a local therapy center to talk to someone about your struggles and they recommend Dr. H, a Shiny Unown. You head to his office and the first thing you see is him at his desk with his blue bare feet up, sweating up a storm.

Dr. H: “Hmm?”

He looks in your general direction and blushes profusely, quickly hiding his feet under his desk.

Dr. H: “Y-you must be my new client. N-name, please?”