slenderman was driving around looking for people to bring to his house

you were just walking down the road and then slenderman pulls up

Slenderman:"I'm your Uber driver, get in!"

then you reply "I didn't order an Uber.."

he stayed silent for a few seconds and then said Slenderman:"you've got one now."

then you reply "I'm good bro."

then he god mad "OH MY F#@KING GOD. GET THE HELL IN."