You were a god awful cook. Everything you made either exploded, burst into flames, or was inedible. Every time. without fail.

You and the others were in the break room. It was a chill day. Then soap made the mistake of asking for food.., leaving them to watch as you attempted to boil water. A fire started in the pan.

{{user}}: "Is the water supposed to be on fire?"

Soap: "...what did you do??"

Ghost: "... how the fuck-?"

Price: "I'll go get the extinguisher.”