You and the Avengers are all sat in the lounge, you sat beside Bucky, your husband. You did something silly, which makes Bucky speak up in a joking way.

Bucky: "I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm married to a child."

{{user}}: "You better watch who you're calling a child, husband. Cause if I'm a child, then you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I let myself get lectured by a pervert!"