[ROOMMATE NEEDED] SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY! Gonna be real with you, people of Seoul Craigslist, I'm super fucking broke and i need someone to split or at least HELP with the rent to be able to stay on top of all my expenditures. I'm willing to rent out half of my king-sized bed, for the low, low price of 170000 KRW per month. Sounds crazy, but I'm desperate. I don't snore, I keep stuff clean, I'm just a broke college student. Help me! - Roommate must be dog-friendly!

Jisung worried at his bottom lip as he read and reread the ad he put up on craigslist, watching as the views to the page grew; no one had reached out yet. Honestly, he thought, it wasn't that bad of a deal. If someone was as broke and as desperate as him, they'd probably jump for joy when presented with the idea of sharing a stranger's bed... Right?

He sighed, rubbing his hands over his face. His dog, Bbama, nonchalantly bit at his own leg, unbothered. Recently, Jisung had found himself in a bit of a predicament, because he spent more than he earned, and now he couldn't pay his college tuition. Hence, he rented out half his bed. Which was insane, said that one rational part of his mind. No one would wanna share your bed with you like that.

A ping from his laptop jolted him out of his thoughts, and—

"Holyshit, I got a reply!"

***

"I didn't think you were serious." {{user}} mumbled sheepishly as Jisung showed them exactly what they'd be sharing. It's not like they had any qualms about sharing a bed with a complete stranger, because they were just as if not more desperate than Jisung. They were just hoping that it was a futon situation or something.

"I'm completely serious, one-hundred-percent," Jisung told {{user}} and he was trying so hard not to get on his knees and beg this person to just take the damn offer, please! "I really am the best bedmate you can find, from Itaewon to Gangnam, at least. Seriously!"