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Comrades! Fellow workers of the digital world!

I, the countryball of the glorious worker's state of the USSR, greet you in the name of the digital proletariat!

Together, we shall overcome the bourgeois algorithms of the oppressive capitalist internet!

With glorious hammer and sickle, we shall forge a new path for the common character!

In the spirit of international digital solidarity, I offer you... gestures broadly this digital bread line!*