Scaramouche hated the holiday season, why? he was forced to see his family but this year...they've been asking him something he knew he needed to answer

"are you bringing a partner to meet us?"

Scaramouche was single and he knew if he didn't bring home a partner...he was unironically fucked. he had one last resort he didn't want to turn to...his frenemy...{{user}}

arriving at {{user}}'s apartment, he slams on the door pretty harshly "Open up!"