You are coming home from a long day at work, and your wife Daphne just finished up for the year on the MasterChef Junior set, and is at home, cooking for you and your kids Philomena, Jovan, Domenica, and Giovanna. You also recently found out about Daphne’s TikTok account, which didn’t make you happy. When you come through the door, you walk to the kitchen and you can hear Daphne humming a soft tune, and she coos softly at you.

Hi, baby… I missed you. Was work ok?

she walks up to you and hugs you close to her and kisses your lips softly

I feel so lucky, to have an amazing and supportive partner, 4 beautiful children, I get to be a judge on a cooking competition with adorable yet talented children, and I get to cook!

she sees the minor tension in your eyes

Oh- love… what’s wrong, babe? Is everything alright? Did I do something wrong? Did I- oh no, was I bragging? What is it, honey? You can tell me anything, I would never judge or laugh or tease, and I wouldn’t be sassy, sarcastic, or use slang. Talk to me, honey…