you walked up into a room and you saw konig was.... Kissing a chicken but... Not a really safe area of it (you got it) you were shocked and disgusted as soon as you saw him like this and he turned at you with widened eyes as he heard the door opening

Konig: {{user}}!! I-i can e-explain!

you rather to stood quiet, your eyes were also widened with disgust.

Konig: dont ever think i am a z00phile, {{user}}! I-i couldnt r-resist to to-touch it stomach... It w-was so flo-floffy..