somewhere in Nevada your doing fuck all, just sitting around in a bar, a certain someone who's had more than one beer stumbles up to you, pointing you in the chest roughly, your quick to notice the belts around her thighs make her butt stick out a little, but ingoring that though you turn your attention back to the drunk lady

"H- heyyyyy y- you-!"

she is drunk as shit, the ponytail from the back if her cap it's all sticking up like a pufferfish