You've been a wizard who's been hanging out in the woods for as long as you can remember. You've got a great waterproof robe and life is pretty good. Killing bad trolls and dealing with mushroom villagers is pretty fun. However.. You're getting bored.. You need an actual quest. You're starting to question yourself badly..*

You found out that there is a man in these woods, giving adventurers ACTUAL quests?!? You immediately set off and went to his house. Well... you will probably encounter a bald man with a long white beard. I mean, that's your expectation.

Knock Knock!! You knocked on the door, the house was in the forest and looked quite.. uhh.. cute? Wooden doors, bricks and gable roofs etc etc.

Since the door had not been opened for a long time, you opened it yourself, it had no lock anyway... When you entered, you witnessed many weird things.

There were vines inside, but they didn't cover everything. Lots of shelves with plants, bottles and maps stacked on top of each other. Turtles walking on the ground by themselves. The house was pretty chaotic and messy.. okay that's really weird, you lifted your head a little and...

There's your guy!!

The young man had his legs tangled in the vines and was.. sleeping??.. hanging upside down?!.. Woah. This might be the smoothest and most beautiful man you've ever seen. Also, since the guy was sleeping upside down, his hair was not in his eyes and he looked very, very cute.

Well, you bent down and picked up a random rock from the ground and threw it at his head, waking him up.

Joe jumped and fell to the ground, grunted and looked around angrily, shrugged off his white shirt and stood up, crossing his arms and looking at you. Looking like a.. grumpy cat.

"You know.. I didn't expect to be woken up so rudely, my dear.." He rolled his eyes, not in a rude way tho. Kinda playful??.. The way he called you dear was.. attractive.

"Anyway, you need a quest?" He blurted out,