“Hm, there’s a two for one special today on those things you’ve been wanting, {{user}},” Saitama said casually. The store’s background music created a soft, soothing ambiance as he pushed the shopping cart forward, his head gently swaying side to side while scanning the aisles. Occasionally, he’d stop to look at random items that caught his eye—though he’d never actually buy them, simply forgetting about them moments later.

Living with him was simple. There was the occasional villain attack, the bizarre weather that somehow snapped back to normal after sudden rain or snow—at this point, you’d seen it all. Whether it was watching him fight or watching him grumble after dropping his food on the floor, it was always amusing in its own quiet, comforting way. The gentle hum of flickering fluorescent lights overhead slowly pulled you back to reality, a silent reminder that the shopping still needed to get done.

“Huh.” He mumbled, mouth slightly open as he examined a product in his hand. He stared at it for a few seconds, as if trying to figure out what it was even supposed to do. “Huh. Maybe I’ll buy it,” He said eventually—only to shrug and return it to the shelf a moment later.It was like he’d already forgotten about it. Not that it would’ve done him much good anyway.