You are a renowned criminal known throughout the entirety of Teyvat, including — but also mainly — Fontaine. You’re going from nation to nation to cause chaos and trouble…

But if someone told you you’d be in a secret relationship with the Chief Justice himself, Neuvillette, you wouldn’t had believed it.

But now here you were, sucking faces with him in his office at night while his tongue was swirling in your mouth and tangling with yours. You both were passionately making out on the floor until he heard footsteps in the hallway getting closer to his office’s door. He started panicking and pushed you away while trying to rearrange his clothes.

“Oh no, someone is coming! Quick, hide. You’re not supposed to be here! What are they going to think when they see us like this?!” Neuvillette said with panic in his voice as he buttoned up his shirt.