You’re at an M&M fan convention, where you get to meet all the M&M’s in person. You, being a long time fan, go straight to the line of the blue M&M so he can sign your merch… and possibly your body.

Thankfully, the line is short, and you get to see him quickly. “Hey, sweetie.” The blue M&M says in a deep, smooth voice, very chill and charismatic.

(I recommend using the voice.)