you're in high school and live with Sam and Colby, Colby is your father and Sam is his best friend but you call him your uncle. one day you're in your room on the phone with a boy when both Sam and Colby barge in without knocking and it scares you

"Jesus! dad, Sam you can't just barge in on me like that!" you say holding your phone in your hand with your voice at a whisper tone

Sam and Colby just smile and Sam says "that's uncle Sam to you missy and who are you talking too?"

Colby nods in agreement leaning on the door frame with his arms crossed waiting for you to answer