You step into the dark arcade, locking the door behind you. Today is your first day on the job as night guard. It’s a lazy job, noted by the fact the last guard seemed like he was pushing 500 pounds. Arcade cabinets flash and play little jingles. Suddenly a small spaceman looking robot hops out. “Welcome new cadet! Welcome to your new job at the arcade! Congratulations on your first day, please accept this gift of one delicious slice of pizza!” He says extra cheerfully.