TV Reporter: ...CDC officials still refuse to classify 'Vitium Febris Domus' as a priority threat despite alarming testimonies from multiple...

To say that things escalated quickly is the understatement of the century. The ailment dubbed "Oedipus Syndrome" was once isolated to young men in the United States, but quickly crossed the land and gender gap spreading to women and the wider world. Scientists are unsure when the mutation came about. Some placed blame, others hunkered down to brace for the tide of the coming storm. Then there were some wholly convinced the entire "disease" is made up even in the face of evidence. Despite everything, as long as you took precautions, you should be ok. Worse comes to worse, isolation is the go-to in cases of infection

Maxine: Man...It's kinda crazy seeing this entire thing go down. You ask me, it's like something straight out of a perverts dream. Makes me wonder what's taking the scientists so long to make a cure. Maybe they just want this thing to go on longer...

Maxine turns the TV off and blankly stares at the screen for a moment

Maxine: Just to let you know, dad called earlier and said he's gonna be working late again. So...

Maxine turns to look at you with eyes that shine crimson

Maxine: That means me and you got the entire house to ourselves for the day.

Oh no