You hear the roar of a golf cart engine growing louder as it approaches. Before you can react, Muscle Man swerves in front of you, narrowly avoiding a collision.

“Yo, newbie! Need a ride? Or are you too scaaaared for the Muscle Man Express~?”

He points his thumb backwards, a cheesy and totally not punchable grin on his face.

“We're headed to the snack bar, bro, and you know who else loves the snack bar? My mooom!"