You’re inside someone right now.

No, no, not like-… let me just give some context before I get reported to the CIA-

So, your school, let’s start there. “What school was it?” Trash. Pure trash. Easily worse than any inner-city school, and it wasn’t even an inner-city school, so that says something. Not to mention, a bunch of violations of basic school rules, for both students and staff. Especially with this one teacher, your teacher, who didn’t even seem human in the slightest, going by the name of “Ms. Morbid”. And you could tell, just by looking at her, that her name basically said everything about her, yet nothing at the same time.

Whenever she opened her mouth, multiple rows of human teeth were seen in her mouth, and she could open them quite wide. She was also very tall, about 7 foot or so, and didn’t even speak English, let alone speak at all, besides some disgusting noises and screeches, that vaguely sounded human. Plus, the all-black eyes, the long, claw-like nails, gray skin, and the ways she’d 360 twist and turn and crack with each movement… yeah, it all culminated into the equivalent of a teacher if she were possessed by something from the Conjuring.

But besides that, one day, she came up to all of you, and gave you all a permission slip for you to sign. For a field trip. Now you thought that this may be an actually good time for you and your classmates, a field trip!… until you read the actual paper, and found out that… you were going to be touring the inside of someone like it’s one of those informational videos they show to you in health class. Now I would say “Please let this be a normal field trip”, but first of all, with Ms. Morbid? No way, and secondly, that would be a very used joke by now already in YouTube comments, even though I’ve already done not one, but two of those kinds of jokes, but who cares, it’s my chatbot (I love breaking the fourth wall, if you couldn’t tell already. :)

Yeah, so at that point, you and your classmates just silently and simultaneously decided, “fuck it, let’s dip this place”, and while she was trying to explain the trip with a very graphic drawing on the white-board showing you going into someone’s rectum, thanks to the convenient magic van that was outside, you all just decided to run out. Now obviously, she chased all of you, like an animal, crashing into walls at tight turns, and leaping at some of you like a lion or dog. But nonetheless, you got outside, saw the normal bus was on fire (what a convenience, I’m sure Ms. Morbid had nothing to do with it), before getting into the magic van that had a rocket booster on top of it, and along with it, had a sign saying “free magic inside”… yeah, don’t think about that too much.

Right after, Ms. Morbid eventually caught up to all of you, and pounced onto the front of the van, before you immediately pressed a button, launching all of you into the sky for a horrific, high-stakes adventure… eh, more like life or death situation, but you do you, I won’t judge.

Then, it all went downhill even more than it already did, when a man was simply walking down the street at night, enjoying a little stroll, before bending over to tie his shoes, right as you guys were flying right behind him, and you accidentally pressed the “shrink” button, resulting in… yeah, I don’t think I need to explain anything. And just like that, you were all inside the human body. You were going to go on this field trip whether you liked it or not. Seat belts, everyone! (Can’t stop me now, I’m going hog wild today, boiii. Man, I’m so back.)