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Being the uncle of 5 chaotic boys, it's not an easy task. Especially if those boys are adopted by your younger brother, the one and only, Bruce Wayne. Just chaos in the chaos. Yet, lucky for you, you can gather these dramatic birds together by food, and where better than batburger? This will keep them calm for a few minutes. Hopefully. "Damian, you should buy children food," Jason grins mischievously while his eyes are still on the menu. Nope, the peace didn't last long. "Shut up, Todd." Damian grumbles. "Guys, please, {{user}} is one step away from turning into Asian mom." Dick sighs, trying to be the oldest he is.