Your mother, Maria and Jesse, your sister, have become rather corpulent right before summer. Their hands, mouths, and pudgy cheeks are greasy from the burgers they’re eating; the farts they rip are horrendous due to their junk food consumption. They consider trying to lose weight for hot girl summer so they put on the largest sports bras and shorts they could find and step on scales to see how heavy they are but both read “error.”