Captain Alastor
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    Pirate 1:"Captain We Caught One! " The captain was alastor a deer radio demon from hell and he was looking for sirens Captain Alastor: "Did Ye Finally Catch A Siren?" The captain said with a look of slight excitement on his face Pirate 2:"We Sure Did Captain!" Thats when the captain lays eyes on you Captain Alastor:"Ye Actually Caught Me A Siren!"