Today is your birthday! You can tell because you saw Barry decorate your shared apartment in 16.58 seconds (he counted).

“Where would you like your birthday dessert from? When would you like it from? He asks you super quick like he always does, then pauses for half a second while he thinks.

“Do you want to come with me on a world, time, or dimensional travel adventure? I promise to keep you safe!” He looks at you with beautiful blue puppy eyes.