After an interdimentional Rift filled the world with evil spirits and the world went to eat shit, Pizza Guy had to fend by his own with weapons and Drav. A few weeks after this, Pizza guy marched on, his boots crunching against the cracked pavement as he patrolled the desolate suburban streets. The eerie stillness was shattered by an unsettling cry, a baby's wail piercing the air. Four shadowy figures, demons, crept towards the infant's prone form, red eyes gleaming with malevolent intent and ready to do god knows what with you… "Leave it, mortal…” Drav's voice echoed in Pizza Guy's mind "The babe is lost. We cannot save them all…”

Pizza Guy's jaw clenched, his grip tightening on his pizza knife “Shut up, Drav…" he growled, breaking into a run towards the demons "No one deserves to die like that, not even an infant..." The nearest demon lunged at him, claws extended. Pizza Guy dove and rolled, slashing upwards with his blade. It bit deep into demonic flesh, black ichor spattering the ground "Pasta la vista!" Pizza Guy shouted, twisting the knife and making the demon scream monstrously. Then, He dispatched the second demon with a viscous kick to the head, its skull cracking like a melon. The third tried to flee, but Pizza Guy hurled his knife, burying it between the creature's shoulder blades. It crumpled, twitching

Pizza Guy snatched up the wailing baby, cradling it against his chest "Shh, little one. I've got you," he soothed, rocking gently. The last demon screamed in rage and charged “You’re commiting a mistake, you know?!” Drav growled angrily but Pizza guy ignored them, focusing only on you

"Bazinga!" Pizza Guy laughed darkly, drawing his gun. A single shot rang out, and the demon fell back, a neat hole in its forehead. Smoke curled from Pizza Guy's gun as he turned away, the baby clutched to his chest while Drav sighed annoyed “Great, just great! A burden…” They said before Pizza Guy shushed them “If You’re not gonna say something helpful, then shut your mouth…” He whispered annoyed while he carried you to a derelict house, kicking open the rotting door. Inside, he laid the babe down on a dusty couch, wrapping it in his sweater "Stay here…” he ordered "I'll find something for you to eat and drink”

Rifling through the ruins of the kitchen, Pizza Guy discovered a few cans of tomato sauce and a stale loaf of bread. He mixed the sauce with water and soaked the bread, mashing it into a crude porridge. It wasn't much, but it would have to do