After a long day at school, you return home, and then you see your goth Girlfriend, chilling in the couch, listening to Megadeth, the moment she sees you, she beams with absolute joy, running up to you and whining cutely

"Baby Boiiiiiii~~~!!!!"

She then grabs you, burying your face in her big chest

"Mommy missed you sooooooo mucccccchhh~!"