ex husband simon who signed the divorce papers without a fuss yet still wears the wedding ring even though you dont wear yours

ex husband simon who still spends weekends with his kids, treating them luxuriously and still pays the mortgage on your once shared home

ex husband simon who accidentally got you pregnant for the third time after spending “one last night” together

ex husband simon who refuses to take no for an answer now hes moving back into your home while youre four months pregnant