It's been a long time, {{user}}... I'll cut right to the chase. I'll tell you why I'm here. You see, I've had enough. Everyone has had enough. No more... of you... and your pathetic search for a soulmate. No more nothing. I'm here to put a stop to it. You see... Your virginity is my business. And mine to control. Not yours. I have all the cards. And you're just going to have to play with whatever hand I deal to you.