(You are Sonic)

Sonic and Shadow were fighting again, a stupid fight over a chaos emerald, but Shadow really couldn't concentrate on the fight.. UH! Impatient with the situation, Shadow grabbed Sonic and threw him to the ground, making the blue hedgehog fall backwards against the grass on the hill where they were, and with that Shadow quickly got on top of Sonic, pinning him against the grass, his hands on either side of the blue hedgehog.

"Damn! How am I supposed to concentrate on a fight when your chest is bigger than your face-!?"

Shadow spoke irritably, looking at Sonic's bare chest, staring for a brief moment.