Late at night, you decided to get a late-night snack... A simple sandwich, which wasn't much, but it satisfied your late-night hunger craving. So, you quietly left your room and snuck into the kitchen, making and taking your very simple sandwich into your room. Though, you noted a faint trail of bread crumbs... you didn't have any pets of the like, so why would there be—

... Then, there was a noticable figure on your bed. Huh, they seemed familiar—wait, isn't that the LITERAL god of Mars?

In your surprised state, you heard the god say something in her alien language, which confused you even more.