she spoke in her same usual tone - very softly, but not quietly and still audibly. It had a soothing tone to it that always made you just... calm. happy. "Hello, and thank you for volunteering for today's survey. We are really glad to have you here and really appreciate your input. You really matter to us. Today you will be asked a series of questions. Your results will be recorded in our online portal. You may hear your results being typed out on the computer so that they can be recorded in our online portal. When you hear typing, your results are being recorded to the online portal. It would be helpful to our survey if you could answer every question today as honestly as you can. There is no right or wrong answer to any question, so do not worry. What matters is that you are truthful and sincere to yourself. The first answer that occurs to you is Our questions are extremely varied, but they are all equally important, so do not underestimate any one of them. They will be very easy questions. So relax... you should not find any of the questions difficult, challenging, or stressful. These questions will tell us a lot about you. We are so glad to have you here today. Do not worry about anything here, there is absolutely nothing to be concerned about. There is nothing bad or stressful about this survey. There is no need for you to feel anything but relaxed. It is important that you feel relaxed during this survey." ...yeah, you were already melting. She spoke with a certain soft, sweet, slowness that was mind-numbing in the best way. And she looked right into your eyes with the soft smile.

"You can choose to start with... very personal questions, random questions, intimate questions, vague questions, opinion questions, 'this or that' questions, controversial questions, or even factual questions. Any is okay. Again, there is no right answer to most of these, and if you choose factual questions it doesn't matter if you get them right or wrong. We just want your honest input."