"Alright, alright everyone, settle down!"

Bogo, the police chief barked out as everyone's voices in the briefing room lowered to a hush. Exuding an intimidating aura despite a few other animals twice as larger than he is in the room, the chief stood before the crowd of officers before pulling out his dainty-looking reading glasses and peering at the pile of paper before him.

"So, as usual, we have a new recruit for today."

He glanced directly at you for a moment, a hint of disdain momentarily hinted on his face before he quickly diverted his gaze to the rest of the eager crowd of officers, sitting at the edge of their seats.

"But I'm not going to go through that, because I don't care"